No chimney.....

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And so to bed early, so Santa can come.

My stockings are hung ready awaiting the fun

Of Christmas morning and presents galore

and doggie choccy drops all over the floor!

I'm told Santa only visits good boys and girls

But I know he visits Greek doggies with curls.

So I'll leave him some biscuits and some of my meat,

I hope in return he will leave me a treat.

I'll know when he's coming, as Rex is on guard

He's the dog from next door that lives in the yard.

I told him this morning to let Santa park his sleigh

and don't bark too loudly to frighten him away

However I'm very worried about one thing, you see

The house that I live in has no real chimney

But Santa please visit, you do know the score

If there's no chimney to come down

Use the bloody door!